Ladies and Gentlemen, The C String Is Here,

http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliegerstein/the-c-string-makes-the-average-thong-look-like-granny-pantie?bffbstyle&s=mobile

Fear Of Panties

     Attention ALL guys out there in Internet land - Don't EVER be afraid of panties.  Panties can't hurt you.  Not that I know of anyway.  But, I know a lot of guys who are very scared of panties.  And that is so sad to me.  As a matter of fact I have a few friends that won't even go into the pantie section at the store.  
     I, on the other hand, happen to love the pantie section.  I enjoy buying my lady's panties.  It's sexy to me.  Hell, sometimes I even wear them damn things.  You should try it, they are fkn comfy as hell.  Plus your man business looks really great in them.

Laughing News, Breaking Update, 7/10/12

 The Bald 'Curly"  Mullet.

I'm not this guy yet right?  No, totally not, at least I don't have the balding guy curly mullet.  I am about that fat though and, I am usually smoking..,"

I paused, looked around and saw nothing and just said "Sh*t, maybe I am a douche!" 

At least I don't have a stupid looking mullet...To see the worlds best mullet click this link to read about Dog the Bounty Hunter now!

Mudflaps from cowboy hungry, boots girl here to Yosemite Sam and also any bumper sticker knows the truth. 

Click here to read what you should all already know...God Don't Make No Filth, now!