Two Boats Joke

There was a preacher who fell in the ocean and he couldn't swim. When a boat came by, the captain yelled, "Do you need help, sir?" The preacher calmly said "No, God will save me." A little later, another boat came by and a fisherman asked, "Hey, do you need help?" The preacher replied again, "No God will save me." Eventually the preacher drowned & went to heaven. The preacher asked God, "Why didn't you save me?" God replied, "Fool, I sent you two boats!"

5 Things That Suck About Atheists

     Awhile back I wrote a quick little rant style piece about Atheism. I didn't spend a lot of time on it but I suppose it was an OK piece. Put it this way, I'm not ashamed of it, but it also wasn't my favorite piece I ever wrote. It is however one of the most popular articles of all time here at Laughing at Life 2 and it also has the most comments of any post ever by far. I don't know why but people liked it. 
     I have to say that the Atheism posts popularity really surprised me and for a couple different reasons. First, like I already said it wasn't a very well crafted piece. It started out as a bit idea that I could never figure out how to pull off but I liked it enough to want it to get seen. I didn't expect it to take off like it did. The second thing that surprised me was the comments. Not just the volume of the comments but also the negativity and judgemental hate in them.
     So, here's the thing, people liked the Atheism post, the Atheism post got a lot of people talking, I like people, hits, and talking so I figured why not do another post about atheism where I'm actually trying a little harder to make actual points? Since I liked my idea I went ahead and started to put together a brand new post about Atheism and Atheists and you are reading that post right now. I hope you enjoy it and I also hope that even if you don't that you do still comment if only to help me better prove the points I am already going to make here in this piece.

1. Atheists tend to be condescending, and pretentious

     I joked in that original piece that Atheism was the religion for geniuses and I said that because if you listen to their propaganda or people like their self-appointed spokesmen Neil DeGrasse

Tyson speak you will see that they are very pretentious and condescending towards people of faith. Atheists seem to all believe two things at the start of every conversation that they have about religion. First, they believe going in that they are right, and the second thing that they believe is that you are wrong. You're not just wrong you're stupid too. You can see it in their smug faces and their, 'I'm a genius', tone of voice.
     That is what is so maddening to me about Atheists. I hate anyone that treats people like they are stupid, but to treat someone like they are stupid just for having faith when you know for a fact that while you may not believe in God you actually cannot prove he doesn't exist either. So while I believe that it's perfectly fine to disagree with me it isn't OK however to assume or pretend that you are smarter than me just because you've decided that God isn't real.

Atheism, a sarcastic view of this anti-religion, religion.

     God was with me today and to thank him for his guidance I'd like to re-share an old post from our first blog Laughing at Life about Atheists.  Thanks for being there for me today God and to all who love to laugh enjoy...

Atheism, the religion for geniuses.

 

    

     That's what its supposed to be right? Isn't that what they they say? Do they say that or do they just claim Christians are idiots? Well, I wish I was smart enough to believe in nothing. But I'm just not as smart as them. And you know what...That's perfectly OK with me.

They say us Christians are stupid, delusional, and downright crazy for believing in what they call...'An invisible man that lives in the sky'. Because God knows that believing that all this just happened on its own isn't crazy at all. Nope, That makes perfect sense.

     Let's see here, there was a Big Bang millions of years ago and then millions of events creating life lined up perfectly all on their own and formed everything alive and all you see around you.  And that's not all, at least one planet in all that random but miraculously eventful, chaos just happened to turn out perfectly suited for life. But wait, it gets better, because also on that very planet life just happened to form in hundreds of species on land and water accidentally and all on its own. Then it just evolved from microscopic organisms into all of the species of life that we have on the earth today including us Humans, who evolved from monkeys believe it or not.

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 The Bald 'Curly"  Mullet.

I'm not this guy yet right?  No, totally not, at least I don't have the balding guy curly mullet.  I am about that fat though and, I am usually smoking..,"

I paused, looked around and saw nothing and just said "Sh*t, maybe I am a douche!" 

At least I don't have a stupid looking mullet...To see the worlds best mullet click this link to read about Dog the Bounty Hunter now!

Mudflaps from cowboy hungry, boots girl here to Yosemite Sam and also any bumper sticker knows the truth. 

Click here to read what you should all already know...God Don't Make No Filth, now!

God don't make filth

Dammit, I'm sick of this sh*t! Our body's are not pornographic. They are beautiful, built in God's own image. So, just knock off your ignorant bs you uptight fkn prudes. Our bodies are not filthy at all. So either stop your whining right now or I swear my pants are coming off! I mean it, I'll do it, and guess what else...I'm going commando today, so watch your step 'cuz I'll rip these jean's off right now and let my wienie just hang wide out, free as a jaybird, balls to the breeze.