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7/9/12

Romance Novels?


Why do women like romance novels? Is it because chivalry is dead and they are in love with the fantasy of that lost world or that the women who read these books are just dense and so confused by life they prefer living in an alternate reality? I am pretty sure its the latter.
I guess it's no crazier than a true fantasy novel but my problem with it is I cant make monsters and elves etc. but girls can make the world the way it is in those books. Women have the vagina's. Vagina's are very powerful. If they cut us off chivalry would be back instantly because we're just doing what they told us to do anyway like always. We are essentially their slaves.
Instead of changing anything though they'd rather read trash novels that overuse the words thrust and glistening. I'm sorry, but I just don't get it. I mean in the 30's were trash novels books where women voted, wore slacks and had jobs?
Come on girls, your so much smarter than us so why are you reading that garbage? Wait, I think I've got it, those books are porn for women aren't they? That's got to be it..,


6/23/12

Harpo 's Cakes

Oprah Winfrey. the queen of daytime television, was a large personality.

Her assets were vast and I'm going to miss her.  I liked her show but her book club confused me because I always thought that Oprah needed to have a food club.

I she tells me some book is good I think she's just kissing someones ass but, if she told me a cake was good..,

I'M BUYING THAT FUCKING CAKE. 

Oprah knows about food.