Laughing News vol4
Comedy. News. Trust
Today
in the headlines..,
New studies have confirmed what women have known for centuries. Men are stupid. "The male brain is useless." Scientist Wendy Miller who led the Harvard study said. "All of a males decisions are made by their penises and women have always known this and used it to manipulate them into everything they have ever done." She added. When asked if she feared that releasing this information would be harmfull to women she replied, "Weren't you listening? They are morons. There is no threat to women because wieners can't read." For more on how stupid men are read these great Laughing at Life pieces - 'Conversation With a Scammer' about how the porn industry exploits male stupidity. And for even more proof you can also read, 'Which ways the right way' a piece about how men need a woman to help them with EVERYTHING!
Fat people are EVERYWHERE. Look around, you can't miss them. America has a HUGE obesity problem but we at Laughing News see that as a plus. Food is good and we have it so go U.S.A! Plus Laughing at Life wouldn't have so many great fat jokes without all those big belly's around. Need some examples? Read Weights are heavy, Busted Button, or even Fat Cops/Girthy Gunslingers and you'll see how much joy all that fat can bring.
Sure it looks hard for this woman to drive but just look at those fun bags! She may be top heavy but on her back I bet she is a TON of fun. We at Laughing News and Laughing at Life love boobies. Need more proof and laughs just read Me on Breasts for proof and smiles.
News
on the go..,
- Hulk smash everything, nothing left for Hulk to smash, Hulk sad.
- A turtle crossed the road today only to have forgotten what he went across the road for.
- Local woman upset that steroids have ruined her boyfriends wiener. "It's super tiny and limp now and just looks ridiculous under all those gross muscles" she was quoted as saying.