Woman at the Doctor Joke

This beautiful woman walks into a doctors office one day and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly sexy she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"

Elitists and how to care for them

     If our society has taught us anything it's that rich people are simply just much better and far more important than us lazy, mostly toothless, uneducated poor people.  We underachieving 99% should know this by now, no matter how slow we may be.  Movies, television, and magazines tell us everyday yet, some of us still just don't seem to understand what our role in society is here at the bottom.
     Well, I'll tell you what our role as the poor is - our role is to care for the rich like they need and deserve.  We need rich people in a capitalist society so we better learn to care for them or they just might take their money to foreign countries, who know how to respect and care for elites, just like they have already taken most of their jobs.  So, buck up Americans, we need to respect our rich, and learn to love the scraps they give us to live on because, they don't even have to give us those scraps, they are just better than us, and that is just how it is.

Waiting For The Dr...

Now see, this nurse, I'd wait on...

     I love how if your late for or God forbid miss your doctors apt they freak the fk out and even charge you but, when they make you wait forever for your scheduled apt its just considered normal practice?  That's fkd up.  No other business operates that way. McDonald's would go out of business in a second if they just brought you your food when it was convenient for them to.  But Doctors think they are hot sh*t cuz they have an expensive, fancy 'diploma'.  They ain't special you know... Plus there are literally hundreds of thousands of them walking around.  You cant swing a cat on a plane without hitting 3 lawyers and a doctor.
     My Grandma was a better Doctor than any 'real' Doctor I've ever met and she was free and made you dinner.  All she ever even asked for was a foot rub now and then.  Which was gross but, she always paid you at least a quarter plus, she was an awesome cook.  I'd rub my Doctors feet if he'd make me some fried chicken after.  Sh*t, for what he's charging, I should get at least a kiss or maybe, a reach around.