I have a problem with Miley Cyrus and it isn't that she has decided to completely sleaze up her image and just become a total crazy skank. No, all of that I'm fine with, my problem with Miley is that she only looks uncomfortable and awkward when she's trying to be sexy. Her version of sexy provocative dancing just makes me soft and sad. She's either just so repressed and sheltered from her Disney upbringing that she is just a retarded level of horny, or more likely, she's just actually retarded.
Nothing about Miley Cyrus or anything she does turns me on. She is a cute girl, really very pretty, but everything sexy she tries to do just looks really uncomfortable and sad to me. Like if she was at my house watching TV or something and pulled that shit I'd just get her a blanket and a hot chocolate and ask her if she needed someone just to listen and be her friend. The furthest thing from my mind would be having sex with her.
I want to make one thing clear before my intentions here get sidetracked. It's not that I'm offended by Miley's antics. I am more than fine with a grown woman expressing her sexuality and living her life however makes her happy. The only reason I'm even calling Miley out on this is because, one she is a celebrity and, like it or not, ask for it of not, she is a role model to little girls. Now, I don't believe that being famous obligates anyone to live their life like a perfect role model, don't get me wrong. I also believe the paparazzi is evil and celebrities deserve their privacy as much as anyone else so they can live normal lives and fuck up quietly just like everybody else. My problem with little miss Cyrus is what she does it in the public eye only. Its disturbing is why I'm concerned and not in the way you might think. It's disturbing because we are clearly exploiting a mentally handicap person.
Everything I see Miley Cyrus do fucking screams out "Somebody Help Me Please! I cannot control myself and am surrounded by idiots and record executives that let me do whatever the hell I want to do at all time!". Let's just publicly accept her as an adult, and a serious musician who has many hit songs like she wants us to so she can stop humiliating herself. If we keep encouraging her current behavior not only are we taking advantage of a clearly unstable person but we are just begging to make her the next Madonna and, quite frankly, once was enough of that. So, cool out a little bit Miley, we get it. You're all growed up now. You can stop. Well, you don't have to stop but, you are on ten - try dialing that back to maybe a six. Just keep on writing your catchy little pop songs everyone seems to really like and be famous, successful, and happy. You really don't have to humiliate yourself the way you are while you're doing it.
Fame and fortune is a very funny and fickle thing. True artists struggle for years crafting their skill and dealing with mountains of rejection before ever breaking through. Then you have the spoiled rich kids like Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie, and the Kardashians who are famous for being rich, spoiled, and a public spectacle. They have contribute nothing to society except for filling trash tabloid magazines, and... Kim Kardashian has no business being famous. No Kardashian does for that matter not Khloe, not Kourtney, and for damn sure not their evil mother. Kim seems to be the most famous Kardashian, so even though their mom is the evil fame pimp of this bunch, but I think if Kim's fame ended the whole damn Kardashian clan would vanish with her. Ending this unwarranted media circus would be a huge step towards making our generation just a little less pathetic.
1. Kim Kardashian is not nearly attractive enough to be famous for it
I am not, I repeat not saying that Kim Kardashian is ugly. She is cute sure, but lets be real here, she is a strong 7 on a 10 scale tops. Being a 7 does not warrant dominating the check-out lane tabloid trash magazines. I've seen much hotter women than Kim Kardashian working at McDonald's making burgers and fries. If we are rewarding good looks with money and fame we should really set our standards just a little bit higher.
2. She has no notable talent whatsoever
Kim Kardashian doesn't sing, she doesn't dance, and she certainly isn't interesting or intelligent. I have yet to discover what she actually does do besides bang rappers and act like a stuck up spoiled brat. Are we really so bored as a society that we need to constantly be inside the life of a spoiled rich girl that thinks that she is way prettier and entertaining than she actually is? If so what does that say about us? If we have to be obsessed with celebrities can't we at least focus our admiration on those that contribute something to society? Hell, I'd rather read 8,000 Ke$ha articles than one Kim Kardashian article and I don't even like Ke$ha but, at least Ke$ha has talent.
3. Sure she's marrying a star but he's a falling star.
Her last clinging attempt to stay relevant has been to hook her wagon up to a star. Sure Kayne West is famous now but, he is a rapper and his street cred fades faster and faster every time his name is mentioned along with the Kardashian name. He has become a joke, a sad parody of himself. The end result of that relationship will either be Kayne waking up and realizing how much of a sad spectacle he has turned himself into and ditching her, or Kim leaving him for whoever is still famous enough to keep her name in the headlines when he no longer is.
If our society has taught us anything it's that rich people are simply just much better and far more important than us lazy, mostly toothless, uneducated poor people. We underachieving 99% should know this by now, no matter how slow we may be. Movies, television, and magazines tell us everyday yet, some of us still just don't seem to understand what our role in society is here at the bottom.
Well, I'll tell you what our role as the poor is - our role is to care for the rich like they need and deserve. We need rich people in a capitalist society so we better learn to care for them or they just might take their money to foreign countries, who know how to respect and care for elites, just like they have already taken most of their jobs. So, buck up Americans, we need to respect our rich, and learn to love the scraps they give us to live on because, they don't even have to give us those scraps, they are just better than us, and that is just how it is.
