Worms and Whisky Joke

Little Johnny's  Chemistry teacher wanted to teach his class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he set up an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.

"Now, class. Observe what happens to the two the worms," said the professor putting the first worm in the glass of water. The worm in the water moved about, twisting and seemingly unharmed.

He then dropped the second work in the whiskey glass. It writhed in pain for a moment, then quickly sank to the bottom and died. "Now kids, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" he asked.

Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"

Vet Joke

Two lifelong friends, a doctor and a vet, are in a bar. Over the course of a few drinks the topic of conversation moves to work.

"You are lucky" says the vet "Your patients come in and tell you what is wrong with them. It would make treating them so much simpler" "Ah" retorts the doctor "But you forget the social pressure and reliance upon which I must do my job. If I make even a small mistake, I could be sued for everything I have'

Neither the Vet nor the doctor wish to concede that they have the easiesr job. So the vet suggests a challenge. "Next time I am ill I shall come to see you but, as with my patients, I will not say a single word. If you can treat me I shall admit defeat" the doctor agrees and they enjoy the rest of their night.

Months pass and both men are very busy with work but one day the doctor hears a knock at the door. It is the vet who simply enters and lies on the couch. The doctor is initially confused but soon remembers his late night bet with his friend. The doctor begins to do a routine physical exam, looks the vet over, takes his temperature, all the usual tests. This goes on for a while with the doctor seemingly making no progress. The doctors frustration is evident on his face. He eventually signals for the vet to stand up and take his leave. As the vet approaches the door the doctor hands him a prescription for some basic antibiotics and says

"Here take two of these and if you're not better in the morning I'll have you put down."

2014 A to Z Challenge Theme Reveal

     This will be my second year participating in the A to Z challenge and unlike last year, this year I plan to use a theme.  Last year I went theme-less and it was much harder to make it all the way through the alphabet flying blind than I had first thought it would be.  With my lesson thoroughly learned, I have now wised up and planned my challenge this year with a theme and I think this A to Z will go much more smoothly.
     Enough babbling about my experience with last years A to Z because the purpose of today's post is to babble about my theme for this years A to Z.  This year my theme is going to be interesting and obscure fears from A to Z.  For every letter of the alphabet I am going to explore a phobia that I never knew existed from Laughing at Life 2's satirical point of view.  Some examples of what phobias you can expect to learn about are things like anemophobia, which is of course the fear of wind.  I hope everyone will enjoy discovering these not-so-well known phobias here at Laughing at Life 2 during this years A to Z.  I know I had fun discovering them and writing about them.  Thanks for stopping by for my theme reveal and I hope to see you all right back here on April 1st to kick off the challenge. 

Long Marriage Joke

A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband.

When he was slipping in and out of a coma for several months, she stayed by his bedside every single day.

When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times.

"When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side.

"You know what? "

"What, dear? " his wife asked gently.

"I think you bring me bad luck. "

Drug Lawyer Joke

A lawyer was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're beautiful!" and then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that so she stayed by his side. A couple of minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, "You're cute!" Well, the wife was disappointed because instead of "beautiful," it was "cute." She asked, "What happened to 'beautiful'?" His reply was "The drugs are wearing off!"

Teachers In Hell Joke

There is an Math Teacher, Science Teacher, and a daughter of a Mexican stripper. All 3 of them where going to HELL. So the devil tells them " I'll let you'll ask me a question and if I get it wrong you can go to HEAVEN But if I get it right you stsy here in HELL with me" So he asks the Math Teacher to give me a hard question. So the Math Teacher does.(The Devil gets it right) So he tells the Math Teacher he has to stay in HELL and experience torture for thousands of years. He ask the Science Teacher to give me a hard question. So the Science Teacher does (The Devil gets it right) So he tells the Science Teacher he has to stay in HELL and experience torture for thousands of years. So he ask the Mexican Girl. The Mexican girl pulls up a chair and drills 3 hole in it and sits down and farts. She ask the DEVIL "What Hole did it come out of." The Devil Tells her the second hole. She tells him NO!! You DUMDASS. It came out of my BUTTHO...(And off to Heaven she went)