Alright, party's over. I hate to be the one to break it to you but, yes that was your alarm clock already and worse yet, yes it is Monday morning. I know that upsets you but it's true and we know it hurts so we give you a joke every Monday morning to help you start your week out. This Monday is no different so here's your joke;
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, he went directly over to his star player and said, "I'm not supposed to play you because your failing math but we need you in there. So kid, I'm gonna ask you a math question and if you get it right, you can play." The player eagerly agreed and so the coach continued, "Okay, what is two plus two?" The player concentrated deeply thinking very hard and then he finally answered, "Four coach?" The coach was visibly surprised that he got it right and excitedly he screamed, "Jesus Christ son, did you just say four?" The player was crushed and the other players on the team pleaded, "Aww coach, come on, give him another chance."