Japanophobia

The fear of the Japanese

     If you're not an allied soldier in WW2 you shouldn't be afraid of the Japanese.  The Japanese are an adorable and intelligent culture and they make really cool toys and electronics.  Now, for a WW2 soldier overseas I can imagine how scary the Japanese could have been.  But today, things have calmed down significantly since then and things between Us and Japan have improved dramatically.  Today Japan and the US have a mutual friendship.  They make us awesome toys and gadgets and in return we give them all of our money.  I think it's clear that things are working out beautifully too.  I have so many neat gadgets that I may never need to go outside ever again.  Just sit inside, play on my devices, eat and get all fat, lazy and easy to conquer.  There can't be possibly anything sinister about that relationship.
     However, don't get me wrong, Karate is scary stuff.  And, I don't know any karate, and I sure don't want to ever get roundhouse kicked in the mouth, so I can see why that would be a concern.  Plus people that can do math without a calculator are rare and, as we all know kind of super scary.  Plus, have you ever seen a Japanese horror film?  They are like super creepy times five.  Honestly, the more I think about it the more it starts to make sense but still, if you are a Japanophobe, stop it OK.

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