Wedding Night Joke
A soon to be bride asks her fiance, "honey what exactly is a penis?" To which her fiance answers, "That baby, you'll see the night after our wedding." Then comes their wedding night and the new husband and wife go to their hotel room. The husband takes his pants off and proudly shows his organ to his wife. "Now that honey, is what we call a penis." Then his new wife replies, "Oh I see, it's like a d*ck but much smaller".