Funeral Golf Joke
Two guys are out playing golf on a beautiful day. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes, and bows down in prayer. His friend says, 'Wow that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You are truly a kind man.' The friend replies: 'Yeah, well, I just figured it was the right thing to do. After all, we were married for 35 years.'