Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, "Boy, business sucks. If don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my ass!" Just after blurting that out he noticed a beautiful blonde, sitting two stools away. Immediately, he offered apologies for his use of bad language. "That’s okay," the blonde replied, "I'm a stripper, and I have a very similar problem, If I don’t sell more ass this month, I’m going to lose my fucking car!"