4/17/13

Obese People Dieting


     Obese people are dangerous when they are on a diet.  They are not to be trusted, ever.  Even the ones who are calm, and seem to be succeeding at their diet can turn on you.  Need proof?  Go up to any obese person on a diet and wave a Twinkie in their face, your liable to pull back a stub.  Of course that goes for all fat people though, Twinkies are endangered now.  Dammit, now I want a Twinkie too, and I wouldn't even know where to start looking for one.
     I mean just look at that delicious goodness up there.  How could nobody buy up Hostess and save the damn Twinkie from extinction?  Where were all of us fatties on that one?  Probably on some stupid diet that was destined to fail.  What other delectable foodstuffs must fall before we just accept, and learn to love our fat?  Our economy depends on us heavies to devour and consume junk food at unhealthy levels to survive.  So Super Size those fries, and maximize your thighs, or McDonald's might have to close next, and then our society would surely crumble.

12 comments:

  1. Thanks for stopping at my blog.

    You are most likely right but I've never had a twinkie.
    Manzanita
    wanna buy a duck

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    1. OMG! You've never had a Twinkie?!? And now it's too late! I'm soooo sorry...

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  2. I used to love Twinkies. Haven't eaten anything like that in years.

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    1. my favorites were the green filling Shrek ones!

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  3. I found a shop with an entire case of twinkies in Wellington New Zealand last month. They were selling them for either $2.50 or $3.50 each, so we passed.

    Rhonda @Laugh-Quotes.com

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    1. Wow! That is a lot for a Twinkie.

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  4. I used to love Twinkies, but feel so much better following a healthy diet!! Thanks for visiting my blog! Happy A-to-Z 2013! ~Angela, Whole Foods Living, http://www.wholefoodsliving.blogspot.com/

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    1. I bet you do. I can feel my unhealthy diet, and while it tastes good going down, it tends to overstay it's welcome.

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  5. Hi there,
    Stopping by from the AtoZ Challenge.
    I love the way you write, every line with a touch of humour to it.
    Its great to meet you :)
    Bhavya
    Just Another Blog
    Ursilence.blogspot.in

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    1. Thank you for your visit and touching compliment.

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  6. I miss twinkies. They were my favorite, and ho ho's *sigh*

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