5/19/25

My Big Fat Skeleton

     "I'm not fat, I'm just big boned"...

     We've all heard this at some point, but have any of us ever believed it? Do any of us actually believe that some people actually have sturdy husky skeletons? I don't believe that we believe that and I don't believe that you believe we do either. 
    So, since we have established that no one is buying this big boned business, why are so many chubs still out there selling it? Who do they think even think that this ruse is fooling? Why do they even say that they're big boned instead of just owning it like a boss and just saying that they're fat? 
    But, most importantly what we wanted to find out once and for all is, why are we still allowing it?

5/16/25

Danger Zone

     Do you ever wonder why men do stupid things? 

Is it just because they are fun and/or exciting?

    Maybe not...  

    Maybe, just maybe now, it's because we just need that little rush that it gives us.  Maybe that's what being truly alive really even is. The danger of exposure to danger itself. The threat of being caught exposed. Arrested or even killed. 

    A literal wild animal tamed...

    It could just be that every once in awhile, even the tamest of us just need to feel the rush of doing taboo or dangerous things though.  I don't know, but I do know, if it's what it takes to feel alive, but I know that it's not what being truly smart is though for sure. In fact, the pursuit of danger, is almost never smart. Its 99% dumb to follow danger as your guide.

     Most of the time when your brain tells you that something is stupid it's because it is.  You should listen to it because thinking is your brains main job. Only job really.  

    When you don't listen to your brains sound, thought out,  advice and just go ahead and do it anyway, it's on you after that. Simple.  You didn't fuck up because you didn't know better, you did it in spite of that fact. 

    You did it because you wanted to do it.

     Being bipolar I do things like that all the time, for example I recently did something exactly like that. It was the dumbest thing that I ever did and I will never be able to live it down much less forget about it. 

    Things will never really be the same after what I did this last time. And that's like every time i follow the danger path. Sometimes I am so stupid I feel that I might be gifted in the art of stupidity.

    A Zen Master Of Idiocy.

    Or in English; A human man.

      

5/15/25

7 Things I'm Not Going To Do Today

Me, doing nothing.

     I'm not going to do anything today. Just to clarify my stance on  this I have compiled the following list of 7 things that I'm not going to do. Enjoy at your own leisure or don't I simply do not care.


1. I'm not going to mow the lawn

     Not mine, not anyone else's. I'm not going to mow the lawn because it doesn't need to be cut anyway. If it did need it though, I still wouldn't mow it, because I am lazy.

2. I'm not going to do the dishes

     I really should do the dishes because I said that I would but I hate to do dishes so very much.

3. I'm not going to do any laundry

     I should do some laundry because all of my clothes are dirty but I don't want to so I'm not going to.

4. I'm not going to take a selfie
    a. Take selfie this very instant
    b. Edit selfie
    c. Re-take selfie
    d. Post selfie
    e. Delete this 

5. I'm not going to check the comments on the selfie I took
    a. Check comments on selfie every 15 mins
    b. Like and reply to comments on selfie multiple times each

6. I'm not going to work on my car

     I'm not going to work on my car because I don't know how to work on cars and I would probably mess something up bad.

7. I'm not going to work

     I'm not going to go to work because I don't have to. I'm off today, cuz I don't even have a job.