Headaches and Hard-On's,

Why do I always seem to get turned on when my wife has a headache?

I swear its every single time.., I get hard she gets a migraine.

I have heard about girls periods lining up so could her headache cycle and my boner cycle have become aligned?

I'm not sure because it's hard to get the pattern down when I'm always aroused.

Hold on, wait a tic.., I'm always hard, and she always has a headache…

I wonder,

...does my wife have a brain tumor?

Fat cheating whore!

I had heard that people hooked up on the Internet but I thought those people were the ones who wore pocket protectors and looked like they raided the wardrobe dept from the set of "Revenge of the Nerds" for their outfits. But nope it turns out its also normal for fat housewives from the Midwest like my ex wife.

 

My first wife met and had affairs with two different guys off of the Internet so I know firsthand it happens. Honestly, this blows me away. I cannot believe guys are actually getting laid like this. If you don't know why I'm amazed you've never been a girl online or watched one play an online game.

Guys are pathetic horn-dogs to begin with but online without inhibitions or fear of rejection they are rabid sleazebags with NO shame and they swarm every female player on screen while constantly heckling about the avatars breasts or attributes and using their best game on the girlys all at the same time talking over each other to toss their lame come ons.

Fkn works though. I've seen it. Amazing...