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Showing posts with label ex. Show all posts

6/23/12

Fat cheating whore!


I had heard that people hooked up on the Internet but I thought those people were the ones who wore pocket protectors and looked like they raided the wardrobe dept from the set of "Revenge of the Nerds" for their outfits. But nope it turns out its also normal for fat housewives from the Midwest like my ex wife.


 

My first wife met and had affairs with two different guys off of the Internet so I know firsthand it happens. Honestly, this blows me away. I cannot believe guys are actually getting laid like this. If you don't know why I'm amazed you've never been a girl online or watched one play an online game.


Guys are pathetic horn-dogs to begin with but online without inhibitions or fear of rejection they are rabid sleazebags with NO shame and they swarm every female player on screen while constantly heckling about the avatars breasts or attributes and using their best game on the girlys all at the same time talking over each other to toss their lame come ons.


Fkn works though. I've seen it. Amazing...

Evil/Ex-Wife


 

I have never seen evil as genuine and pure or as fat as I saw in my ex-wife.

'If the Devil met my ex-wife he'd be worried about losing his damn job. He'd be all "Damn I need to take a seminar or something because I'm not evil enough. If God finds out about this succubus I'm gonna lose my frigging job and in this economy he doesn't want that." '




I swear the woman is a monster. The things she's capable of I couldn't even imagine doing. I cant even understand the things she does. But I'm trying to understand that no matter how hard I try I'll never understand and she will always resent me. And what's better I'm trying to remind myself that it doesn't even matter.
Who cares what she thinks of me long as she takes care of the kids I shouldn't care I guess because I cant fix it, I know that.
Plus she is a horrible person who quite frankly is dumb as a bag of laundry and passed on the best thing she'll ever have and I'm better off without her. So good riddance to fat rubbish...

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