Men's room stalls have always been a ready canvas just waiting for an idiot with a pen to scribble their misspelled gems of wisdom, jokes, and viscous racism on them. I for one love to read these hastily scribbled moronic masterpieces and consider myself a connoisseur of the art of restroom stall vandalism. If your like me and love to read bathroom stall graffiti you will find none better than the ones you can find in truck stop bathrooms. The following are my personal favorites that I have found on the men's room stalls in my time working at a truck stop.
#5. For a good time call the police?
This one actually made the list because of the story behind it. Everyone has seen the standard 'For a good time call 555-5555' graffiti on a bathroom stall. Most of the time in regular bathrooms that number is actually just a jaded losers ex-girlfriends phone number. At truck stops though prostitution is an actual problem and this graffiti was actually placed as a sting by the local police. So, when Joe Truckdriver dialed up to arrange his 'good time' he was actually making a date to spend the night in jail for soliciting prostitution.
This one actually made the list because of the story behind it. Everyone has seen the standard 'For a good time call 555-5555' graffiti on a bathroom stall. Most of the time in regular bathrooms that number is actually just a jaded losers ex-girlfriends phone number. At truck stops though prostitution is an actual problem and this graffiti was actually placed as a sting by the local police. So, when Joe Truckdriver dialed up to arrange his 'good time' he was actually making a date to spend the night in jail for soliciting prostitution.
#4. Help, I can't see my willy when I look down!
This one struck a personal chord with me because not only is it funny but, as a fat guy myself, it also hit me close to home.
#3. Only white people pee on the floor.
This one is great because it works on so many levels. It can be everything from a nonsensical comment to a derogatory racial statement. It all depends on how insecure the person reading it is. Is the artist trying to say that white guys have no manners? Or is it a statement that white boys have worse aim because their wieners are further from the bowl?
This one struck a personal chord with me because not only is it funny but, as a fat guy myself, it also hit me close to home.
#3. Only white people pee on the floor.
This one is great because it works on so many levels. It can be everything from a nonsensical comment to a derogatory racial statement. It all depends on how insecure the person reading it is. Is the artist trying to say that white guys have no manners? Or is it a statement that white boys have worse aim because their wieners are further from the bowl?