Gay Funeral Joke

After being married for twenty years to his lover, a gay man dies. When the funeral arrangements have been set, the widower approaches the undertaker with a peculiar request, "I know we had plans to cremate his body, but will you please chop him up and put him in a extra spicy curry instead?" The undertaker asks, "Why would you want that?" The gay widower replies, "So he will blow my ass out one more time."

Finding My Bromance

     Making new male friends as an adult is very hard, at least it is for me.  As a kid it was so easy.  You could meet another little boy at a playground and be blood brothers by lunchtime.  It was just so simple back then.  You'd just walk up and say 'Cool big wheel, wanna be friends?'.  They'd say sure and, next thing you know, your riding big wheels with your new best friend.  By the end of the day you might even have a sleepover at his house.  As an adult male, if you meet a guy you like, and want to be friends with him, it's very hard to close the deal.
     It even feels kind of homo erotic making a move like asking for his phone number.  At least it does to me, and I'm quite secure in my sexuality but, it's just so tough to take that leap.  I mean what if he rejects you.  Now your standing there swimming in a sea of palpable awkwardness from the rejection.  Then, your definitely gay.  Gay, and rejected.  You would have been better off to have just gave him a surprise reach around.  Y'all would be in the same awkward situation but, at least then, there would be a damn good reason for it.

Homophobia Is Gay

Does this pic look a little gay to you..?

     What is more queer than being uncomfortable around gay people? I'm asking literally not figuratively. I think that being homophobic is more gay than actually being gay is.  To quote a favorite comic of mine, Patton Oswalt, being homophobic is, 'gayer than 8 guys doing 9 guys'. 
     Sorry to be so blunt but, to me, it really is. I mean for one, why would you even care who other people are having sex with? You don't have to be there, or watch them, and your not even involved at all, so wtf would even bother you about it? It simply would have to be that just the knowledge of who they choose to have sex with has made you imagine yourself in a same sex situation, and that thought of you with a same sex partner has made you uncomfortable. Because otherwise why would you care?  There is a simple answer to that question.., you wouldn't.

Wrestling's Gay,

Something that's been bugging me a lot is why do people watch wrestling?
I don't mean kids, I believe its OK to watch wrestling till your 12.
I'm talking about adults.
Grown ass men walking around with pictures of other grown ass men on their T-shirt's watching sweaty buff men roll around on TV for two hours every Monday night.
I'm not a homophobe. If that's what makes you happy do it but these guys aren't open homosexuals they're closeted rage-aholic asses or that just might be the ones at the bar by my house. Those particular hicks may not represent the group as a whole. So its not about not liking gays its about these guys facing the denial and accepting that there is definitely something gay about this behavior...

Batman's Gay

I've given it a lot of thought and I have figured something out...Batman's gay.

Because think about it -

What straight middle aged man runs out and adopts himself a 13yr old boy?...

Volly nude with the 'Iceman',

Wanna volley naked, Maverick?

I'm just far too sweaty and flatop blonde gay for much else today i'm afraid.

...So do you just want to drop this ball here,

 get naked, and make out with the Iceman?