Found or Overheard Jokes, vol5
Random funny jokes that I was told or overheard recently..,
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house
to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy
out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on
top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's
in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy's an escaped convict,
look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a
woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist,
don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill
us. Be strong, honey. I love you." To which his wife responds: "He wasn't
kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you
were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the
bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"
‘I found that couples calmness in the face of danger hilarious and inspiring.’
‘That's how I wanna go.’