Big Booty Wife Joke

A husband exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed the husband makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"

Fat Bottomed Girls

I'm a chubby chaser, I know that I am.
And, really man, I don't even fully know why I am.
I guess it's just that I love their big soft belly's and huge, full breasts.
Not to mention,
their big 'ol healthy butts, thick thighs, and all of the rest.
Now, I have had sex with some fit women before.
Hell, one of them was almost as thin as Skeletor.

Big Butts

     I like big butts, and like Sir Mix-a-Lot, and George Washington before him, I also cannot lie.  The lying parts similarity was for George.  I'm not sure if he liked big butts but I know he supposedly could not lie so, if he did, he'd tell you.  Now, Sir Mix-a-Lot, was pretty clear about the fact that he did.
     Like Sir, when a girl walks in with a little bitty waist and that round thing in your face, I also get sprung.  Also like Sir, I disagree with Cosmo's beauty image completely.  Those girls look hungry.  They don't look like they could handle my strong.  You could knock them girls over with a feather.
     I need a girl who 1, has an ass I can really get a hold of and, 2 can support my weight.  The last thing I need when I'm putting in my grind work in is to shatter her ribs with my big ass.  Plus, them skinny b*tches look like they'd probably get tired on you really quick.  That is, unless coke was involved but, even then, they'd still need to be on top.