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Viagra Ice Cream Exists And Yes, It's Blue
That's right folks, UK food inventor Charlie Harry Francis has invented an ice cream blend using the erection drug Viagra for a celebrities party. He calls his Viagra ice cream Arousal and each blue, bubbly champagne flavored scoopful of Arousal ice cream is equal to taking a 25mg Viagra pill. It is estimated the ice cream would be worth $33 a scoop so, of course it isn't available yet at your local supermarket next to your Blue Bunny but, if you'd like to solve your soft willy troubles and satisfy your sweet tooth at the same time then keep your fingers crossed for Viagra to become cheap enough for Dairy Queen to make an Arousal Blizzard.
Teacher Makes Students 'Pay To Potty'
Parents are upset in Vancouver Washington because the elementary school has instituted a new policy that students must now pay to use the restroom. The schools policy is called, no shit, 'Pay To Potty', and the way it works is that the students earn fake school money for being good in class and then they can spend that money to go to the bathroom during class. This has the parents of the Mill Plain Elementary School very upset because if the student spends all of his money on other things in the student store and he or she can't afford a trip to the potty the student is just out of luck.
Cat attacks dog to save child
A young boy in California was riding his bike out in his driveway when a stray dog viciously attacked him and pulled him by his leg off of his bike on to the ground. At that point the childs cat pounces the dog like a wild cheetah taking down a gazelle and chased it all the way out of the childs yard saving the boy. The whole event was captured on the family's security video cameras and the video has gone viral. The video is just absolutely amazing, check it out with this link right here, Hero cat saves child from dog Since saving the little boy the cat has become famous and even just threw out the first pitch at a local minor league baseball game. He was quoted as saying that being famous and throwing out the pitch was nice and all but that he'd rather have his nuts and claws back.
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