Manly Love Advice - B is for Buy Candy

Buy Her Candy

     Girls like chocolate because it is delicious and everybody likes it. You should buy it for them because they will think that it is sweet of you to do that and I also read that a chemical in chocolate turns chicks on so that's good too. Candy doesn't cost much so you can buy it for her often. Any kind of candy will do to give her a small smile. Go ahead and try it. Buy her some candy tonight and see for yourself.

Fat Guy Candy Reviews - Starburst 'Fruity Slushies'

I decided that simply providing you with all of the comedy that you could possibly need all in one place wasn't enough. I decided that I have so many other great God given gifts that I could share with you here as well and honestly, some of them are so cool that I'd frankly be a bit of a jerk if I didn't share them with you. After all, you do come here and read/support my dribble, at least I hope you do.  If you do I love you, if not it's OK I like you too, we're good. So in return for your support whenever I try out a new candy flavor, which is often, I'll share with you here what my mouths experience was with that candy for you to use in your future candy selections. We're starting out with the new 'Fruity Slushies' by Starburst flavor because that was what I had picked out. I separated the flavors and decided to start off with the blue one because it's wrapper was a really cool shade of blue. Below is what we thought of each flavor and it's official Fat Guy Candy Grade.

Blue Raspberry Chew

     This chew tasted almost exactly like I would expect dish soap to taste if I added a little sugar to it. Not something that you would probably ever do with dish soap and a really bad flavor for a candy. Dish soap in your mouth was a punishment for being a smartass if your Mom was like mine. Basically, I do not know what Starburst was thinking with this one. That being said, I've never eaten a fresh blue raspberry before so I really can't say for sure if they actually do taste like dish soap or not. 

Blue Raspberry Chew Grade - Bad Chew F+