Manly Love Advice Z is for... Just Buy Her Jewlery

Z Is A Good Day To Buy Her Jewelry

     Z is a good day to discuss the obvious, girls like jewelry so go out and buy her some jewelry. Ladies really love jewelry, I think it goes back to being treated like a Queen. Queen's love jewelry too so it could be they really are queens. Either that or they just love shiny expensive things. I do not know but I do know that if you get her some she will love it. You will love it too unless you hate hot sex. Just remember with jewelry, as in everything, go big or go home.

Manly Love Advice Y Is for Yell Your Love

Yell Out Loud That You Love Her

     You don't have to literally yell it from the rooftops but a big gesture is in order to make an impression. Do something huge to show her that you love her. Show everybody. Do something for her to let her know that you love her and are proud of her too. She will love it.

Manly Love Advice X is for Mailing a Love Letter

X Is For The Day You Mail Her A Love Letter

     X is the hardest letter and I just didn't have time for any X today. I thought of one thing to do for your girl that I haven't said yet. Mail her a love letter 50's style through the regular old fashioned mail box. She will love that shit for absolutely sure. That shit will get kept in a fancy box forever too. Making memories of love like a boss.

Manly Love Advice W is for Whisper To Her

Whisper In Her Ear

     When someone whispers in your ear it tingles sexy. That is why you should whisper things in her ear often. It's sexy. It's fun too. Just make sure your breath smells good before you do it or it can backfire on you. Bad breath will kill it and dry things right up for you.

Manly Love Advice V is for Value Her

Value Her

     Your woman is a princess. No, more than that she is your Queen. If you don't show her that someone else will. I guarantee you that some guy who is tired of jerking his business is eyeballing your girl for a little real life loving. Make sure she is all locked up by treating her like the queen she is.

Manly Love Advice U is for Undress Her

Undress Her

     Take the time to undress her during foreplay. It's sexier if you do it and girls like to be sexy. Let her do that while you take her clothes off. It really works a lot better for the man to undress the woman. We are just faster at it.

Manly Love Advice T is for Tell Her She's Pretty

Tell Her She's Pretty

      Women like to hear that they are pretty as much as you like hearing that your wiener's big. Tell her often that she is a sexy beast and you will notice an improvement in your chances of getting the coveted BJ. Pump up her confidence and watch the tities come out. It really works. Who knew, something about feeling sexy makes women want to be sexy.

     

Manly Love Advice S is for Spooning

Spoon With Her

     Spoon with your lady sometimes. I know it makes your arm go numb and that sucks but you should still do it. 

    Trust me brothers, I don't like it either but they do so just do it every once in awhile. The arm cramps will pay off in the end because she will be happier and happier girls tend to have a lot more sex than sad and unfulfilled ones do.

Manly Love Advice R is for Read To Her

Read To Her

     You can read sexy stuff or even just crap off Facebook it doesn't really matter. Girls just really like to be read to. I don't know what it is but they do. I do it and it always works great. It usually puts her to sleep which doesn't do much for my self esteem but the silence is good. Try it out tonight for yourself. It works great. 

Manly Love Advice Q is for Quench Her Desires

Quench Her Sexual Desires

     It can't be stressed enough that you have got to knock it out in the bedroom. If you don't really kill it when you get in it then you are doing her, and quite frankly yourself a huge disservice. That is why every time that you get a chance to have sex you have really got to bring it like you may never get another chance at it ever again. Because, you might not. The divorce rate is really high you know. How do you think it got that way? Just make sure to bring it and you should be fine maybe.

Manly Love Advice P is for Pet Her

Pet Her

     Girls like to be petted on. It's true. Luckily for us they are fun to pet. Women have many areas that are a whole lot of fun to pet and fondle on. If you don't like to pet your girl you might not like girls. Anywho, pet your girl and you'll make her kitty purr.

Manly Love Advice O is for Order Out

Order Out When She's Tired

     Want your mind blown? She doesn't want to cook every day OK. Just like you don't want to masturbate everyday. Order out when she's tired or even just to be cool. Always on special occasions too. Do this and you will succeed many times in the bedroom.

Manly Love Advice N is for Never Get Caught

Never Get Caught Doing Stuff You're Not Supposed To Be Doing

     Ideally you aren't doing anything that you're not supposed to be doing but, if you are, don't get caught. If you do get caught it could turn out really bad for you. Try really hard not to get caught doing things that you aren't supposed to be doing. 
     Being careful when you're being bad is the key. One sloppy mistake could cause you to lose a whole lot of good loving time or worse the better half of your stuff. So always remember when you're going to do something that you know you aren't supposed to do to be careful and try as hard as you can to not get caught.

Manly Love Advice M is for Make Her Breakfast

Make Her Breakfast

     Get up early and make her breakfast in bed. You will be amazed how awesome she will think this is despite you being awful at cooking breakfast. See, it's the gesture that mattered. You did it just for her. That goes a really long way with women. It's like she says about your wiener, it's the little things that matter.

Manly Love Advice - L is for Lies

Lie To Her

     You may have heard the lie that honesty is the best policy. That is not only false but when dealing with women the truth can actually be dangerous. It is always best to lie whenever you think the truth might upset her. Lie even if you just think it might, it's safer to just lie then it is to risk locking up the gina over something avoidable. The point is big or small lies are the key to a happy relationship. It's important to use lies wisely so that you can minimize the amount of stress there is in your relationship. A good lie can also help you to get laid. It's a valuable skill to develop.

Manly Love Advice - K is for Kiss

Kiss Her From Behind

     I like to walk up behind her and wrap my arms around her and kiss her neck. I think she likes it too. It's sexy and sweet. A dangerous connection. This is a great move if you're trying to get laid too. It really works for anything from sex to hugging. It's a really great move. Try it out tonight, I swear that you'll love it.

Manly Love Advice - J is for Jiggle

Jiggle Her Cans

     Women want to know that you think that they are sexy. You have got to jiggle their cans every once in awhile so they know that you like their titties. They get self conscious about their bodies and need reassurance every once in awhile. If you can't remember the last time that you jiggled them titties give them a quick jiggle for good measure. You don't want to take her juggs for granted.

Manly Love Advice - I is for Intrest

Interest, Show It

     Unless you are lucky enough to have a nerdy woman girls are usually into really boring stuff. You are going to have to pretend to be interested in the things that they are interested in. I know it's terrible but it really helps her to feel close to you to share her interests with you. If you can really act like you like some of the things that she likes it will get you many valuable brownie points.

Manly Love Advice - H is for Help Out

Help With Dishes Etc

     I hate doing dishes as I'm sure that you do too. Guess what else, your woman doesn't like to do dishes either. Dishes suck. If you want to make a good impression on your girl, wash the dishes without being asked and don't even mention that you did it. It's sure to get you a little bit of attention in the crotchital area. Look at it this way, it can't hurt anything so just do it.

Manly Love Advice - G is for Grab Butts

Grab Her Butt

     Girls love to have their butt grabbed. Smacked too. I have found that it goes over nicely nearly every time I do it and I do it as often as I can. It's fun for everyone and it puts a little smile on her face. Lets her know you think she's sexy even when she's doing dishes or making dinner. It's easy to do and only takes a second. Give it a try today.