Found or Overheard Jokes, vol3
Random funny jokes that I was told or overheard recently..,
Deep within a forest, a little turtle began to climb a tree. After hours of
effort, he reached the top, jumped into the air waving his front legs and
crashed to the ground. After recovering, he slowly climbed the tree again,
jumped, and fell to the ground. The turtle tried again and again, while a couple
of birds sitting on a branch watched his sad efforts. Finally, the female bird
turned to her mate. "Dear," she chirped, "I think it's time to tell him he's
adopted."
‘Who says clean jokes can't be funny?'
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Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a
rattlesnake. “I’ll go into town for a doctor,” the other says. He runs ten miles
to a small town and finds the town’s only doctor, who is delivering a baby. “I
can’t leave,” the doctor says. ‘But here’s what to do. Take a knife, cut a
little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground.” The
guy ruins back to his friend, who is in agony. ‘What did the doctor say?” the
victim asks. “He says you’re gonna die.”
‘I know that one was a classic, but even though its an oldie, it's still a goodie'
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