Hi, I'm Stanley. I'm 27, a level 29 elf mage in D & D, an Internet, and computer wizard, a very snappy dresser, a Mensa member, and a virgin. I rent out the basement of my Moms house for free. I love living with my Mom, I really do, and I love my Mommy tons but, I think she is lying to me about a lot of things. I aim to find out using the wonderful tools of my soul mate, the Internet, to find out if she is.
Mom says that if I moved out of her basement I'd find the world very cold, and hard to survive in. Mom says that I wouldn't even be able to afford to feed myself on my measly six figure salary. But, I have been doing some research, and I just discovered an affordable food item called 'Cup Of Soup'.
