5 Reasons Premature Ejaculation Is Really No Ones Fault

     When I was younger, and sex was new, I used to be a premature ejaculator.  Alright, stop snickering right now, were all adults here dammit.  Premature ejaculation is a real, and serious problem, trust me I know because I prematurely ejaculated like all the time.  You could say I'm an expert at reaching the finish line early in bed.  I even had quite the reputation.  The ladies in my town all knew me as Quick Draw McSmall.  It was awful, and I was really super insecure about it back then, but now I think I understand what the problem was and I want to share this information and help my fellow one pump jumpers out there in Internet land that suffer from premature ejaculation like I used to.

1. Lots of women actually suck at sex

I'm here, I'm naked... What more do you want?

     I believe that the reason so many men suffer from premature ejaculation actually boils down to the fact that so many women are lazy, and unskilled at sex.  It's true, and nothing against women, its actually our fault.  You see, us men tend to kiss up to women and pursue them constantly, which in turn makes them all think that they are awesome.  So, since they all walk around all the time thinking that they are so damn great, they simply don't try at all when it comes to sex.   Then when they are just laying there, phoning in the sex, we are so thrilled to actually be inside of them that we don't want to risk not being inside of them because we told them that they suck at it.  It's a vicious circle that breeds inadequacy and frustration.
     Don't get me wrong, orgasms feel great.  Amazingly spectacular actually.  But, so does vagina and, I like a lot of vagina before I climax.  Call me crazy but, to me, there is no such thing as too much vagina.  So, as a young apprentice wiener slinger, I'd be really sad when I came after only like ten strokes.  Relaxed, a little stoned, and completely fantastic, but sad at the same time for all those extra strokes that I had missed out on.  Plus, the look of disappointment on my partners face didn't help things at all.  I'm sorry is such an awkward thing for someone to say right after sex but, unfortunately it's something I said quite a lot in those days.  I don't think saying sorry ever made up for letting her down though.  Especially because it's hard to take an apology seriously from someone with an ear to ear smile, and a look of pure ecstasy on their face but, I really was sorry.

2. Young men aren't properly prepared for sex

We're gonna say funny words but explain nothing

     You know back in middle school when they separated the girls and the boys to teach sex-ed?  Well, I don't know what they taught the girls but, what I do know is that they didn't teach us boys shit.  All I even remember from that crap is what a penis looks like from the side if its split in two.  I don't know why the school board thought that knowing what my whole goodie area looks like cut in half was important but, I do know that its burned so deeply into my mind that I will never, ever forget it.  But, other than that extremely scarring image that is forever burned into my brain I learned absolutely nothing about sexuality, much less the act of sex itself.
     This lack of real sexual education is not the school systems fault.  The reason it's not is because sex has no place in a public school classroom.  Sex is an intimate, spiritual, and beautiful experience.  It cannot be taught from a book, or by showing disturbing clinical images of cut in half genitals, and definitely not by making a bunch of kids chuckle at words like penis and vagina.  Sexual education has no place in our politically correct, anal school system.  As uncomfortable as it may be sexual education needs to be explained by parents in an honest and compassionate way.