Laughing at Life 2

"I used to take drugs. I still do, but I used to too." -- Mitch Hedberg, 2/24/68 - 3/29/05      I was instantly blown away ...

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. -- Zach Galifiana...

     Tenacious D, for those of you who don't know, is the greatest band ever, in the world, and the known universe.  This comedy rock...

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick he turns in to forty gold coins -- Patton Oswalt      Patton Oswalt  is one of my favo...

     I think Karate Kid started the entire comedy action flick movie genre.  The scene where Mr Myagi is drunk and singing and taking a ...

     Jay and Silent Bob are fictional characters created by filmmaker Kevin Smith who are played by Jason Mewes, and Kevin Smith himself. ...

I think every group of black guys should have at least one white guy in it so, when the sh*t goes down, there is someone to talk to the c...

"When you jerk off, you're saying 'Hey, I care about me.'" -- Andrew 'Dice' Clay 9/25/57 - Present     ...

"I don't have pet peeves - I have major psychotic hatreds" -- George Carlin 5/12/1937 - 6/22/2008      George Carlin was,...

"I'm not addicted to cocaine . I just like the way it smells." -- Richard Pryor 12/1/1940 - 12/10/2005      Richard F...

     If I get married again, I want a guy there with a drum to do rim shots during the vows . -- Sam Kinison      Sam Kinison was the...

     I'm a Howard Stern fan. I have been even before ever hearing his actual radio show, I became a fan after seeing his movie "P...