Laughing at Life 2

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before. -- Zach Galifiana...

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick he turns in to forty gold coins -- Patton Oswalt      Patton Oswalt  is one of my favo...

"I don't have pet peeves - I have major psychotic hatreds" -- George Carlin 5/12/1937 - 6/22/2008      George Carlin was,...

"I'm not addicted to cocaine . I just like the way it smells." -- Richard Pryor 12/1/1940 - 12/10/2005      Richard F...