7 Things I'm Not Going To Do Today

Me, doing nothing.

     I'm not going to do anything today. Just to clarify my stance on  this I have compiled the following list of 7 things that I'm not going to do. Enjoy at your own leisure or don't I simply do not care.

1. I'm not going to mow the lawn

     Not mine, not anyone else's. I'm not going to mow the lawn because it doesn't need to be cut anyway. If it did need it though, I still wouldn't mow it, because I am lazy.

2. I'm not going to do the dishes

     I really should do the dishes because I said that I would but I hate to do dishes so very much.

3. I'm not going to do any laundry

     I should do some laundry because all of my clothes are dirty but I don't want to so I'm not going to.

4. I'm not going to take a selfie
    a. Take selfie this very instant
    b. Edit selfie
    c. Re-take selfie
    d. Post selfie

    e. Delete this 

5. I'm not going to check the comments on the selfie I took
    a. Check comments on selfie every 15 mins
    b. Like and reply to comments on selfie multiple times each

6. I'm not going to work on my car

     I'm not going to work on my car because I don't know how to work on cars and I would probably mess something up bad.

7. I'm not going to work

     I'm not going to go to work because I don't have to. I'm off today, cuz I don't even have a job.